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Offline Lady Graybeard

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Cousin Butler,
« on: February 10, 2004, 06:20:00 AM »
I am a buying so belly up to the bar and tell the barkeep what you would like to drink. I am pretty sure that Cousin Hamp, Holiday, Hext and william will not be far behind. :grin:

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Cousin Butler,
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2004, 06:33:49 AM »
Thanks Lady GB, that was mighty refreshing.  Since old Butler's drink's just sittin' there on the bar, I might as well go ahead and put it out of its misery.  Hate to see it get stale 'fore Butler gets here.

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Cousin Butler,
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2004, 06:41:56 AM »
:D Cuz,  That is okay with me. Just make sure he has a drink waiting on him when he gets here.  

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« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2004, 07:33:05 AM »
Aw heck,

All this time I thought it was every hairy legged old man for hisself in this saloon.  Guess I better start mindin' my P's and Q's, now that ladyfolks is allowed in here.  Butler, your drink's waitin fer ya.
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« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2004, 08:01:35 AM »
Cuz, It is every hairy legged old man for hisself in this saloon but when I am buying. :-D

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Cousin Butler,
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2004, 10:19:13 AM »
Dang, Hamp. Here you are drinking with a Lady, and all you can come up with to talk about is mens legs. :eek:  You have been hanging around with William too long. :twisted:  Next round is on me, and if you will excuse me, Lady Graybeard, I'm gonna run before Hamp starts shootin'!! :-D  :)  :D
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« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2004, 10:28:00 AM »
Pretty clear from that exchange that I ain't got a leg (hairy or otherwise) to stand on with this group.  You done cut 'em right out from under me.  An' here I thought I was amongst friends.
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Cousin Butler,
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2004, 10:42:55 AM »
'Course yer among friends!  How else would we treat the folks we like?
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Cousin Butler,
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2004, 12:34:37 PM »
Dern mule got away, run through tha' Cap'ns garden headed fet the Lady GB's blueberries, so's I whooped out the scatter gun an' tha rock salt an' sent his ol' ornery hide headed fer North Alabama, so Holliday when you see that ol' mule, if'n you'd shoot'im on the west side an turn him north, I'd appreciate it........but then if'n yust ta shoot'im on the east, William could deal with tha' ol' glue pot!
I've worked up quite a thirst an' I'ma drinkin from who ever's a buyin'!!!
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« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2004, 01:09:27 PM »
Gents ya caught me at tha rat time-I'm thristy, make it a double and put a good head on that root beer.
Been paintin all day- ya doan think I know much bout carpentry, well ya aughta check out my paintin, it's worse.
This here is a lively crowd, well septin for OL Hamp, what's he doin walkin round with his pants all rolled up?
Howdy Butler, been awhile, been missin ya, awful good ta see ya.
Holiday, shot at tha mule yet?
Ms GB, maam, a lovlier sight I aint seen fer a while. I been enjoyin your company from afar lately.
Doan say nothin bout Hamp gettin back on tha road agin, hummm thas a thought, Butler! try talkin Hamp into takin tha mule up to dripping springs.
Met a right nice new feller tha other day. DAVEINTHABUSH, Course he's a yougster what lives up in Laska.
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Cousin Butler,
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2004, 03:07:42 PM »
Cousin Butler, Glad to see you made it.  I am the buying the first round of drinks and Holiday is buying the next.  

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« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2004, 03:15:00 PM »
William,  Thank you for the kind words.  

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« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2004, 04:16:09 PM »
I thank'e Maam!!  You too, Holliday.  I might oughta  keep to the sassparilla, or I might get ta laughin' at ol' Wills new shead.  I wuz' wonderrin, when it comes to the whitewashin' if'n he wuz a Tom Sawyer or if'n he wuzzunt more a Huck Finn.
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He who does not punish evil, commands it to be done.-Leonardo da Vinci
An armed society is a polite society-Robert A. Heinlein
Only the dead have seen the end of war- Plato
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Cousin Butler,
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2004, 06:24:07 PM »
Butler,
I think i'm tha fence what is gettin whitewased.
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