Author Topic: TRUE STORY "VOICES" (Read 2028 times)

444nut · « **on:** February 07, 2004, 11:17:59 AM »

This past Thursday I drove over to the Gander Mountain store. I was in the gun department looking at a 1895GS, when I heard this sensual voice. It said Helloooo GOOD LOOOOKING! Ididn`t look up & the voice said "I`m talking to you, with the 1895GS in his hands". When I looked up, standing there was this stately beauty. She looked at me & said "Would you like some company"? I didn`t know what to say. She was SOOOO Beautiful. Her tall 24 inch Octagon barrel, along with her well shaped rear buckhorn site drove me crazy. I HAD TO HAVE HER! She asked my name, & I when I told her 444nut, she said "I`m 1895CB & after I spend the night you are going to be known as 45/70 loader. I told her I would give her a good loving home, however she must understand, my first love is 444ss. She told me she would do everything she could to become a family member. She slept well, in the far corner of my gun case. It`s pure hell hearing these voices. :-D 444

jh45gun · « **Reply #1 on:** February 07, 2004, 01:59:53 PM »

Hey the voice could been a gruff old hairy one be thankfull.

Roadhouse3030 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 07, 2004, 04:41:04 PM »

Funny I hear a voice coming from the back corner of my closet where I keep my 336 30-30 saying over and over"hey let me out of here" "is it november yet?""Look!! a 30 pointer!"'I'm rusting!".... Do ya think its my 30-30? Naahhhhh!

dread · « **Reply #3 on:** February 08, 2004, 05:33:18 AM »

My Marlin 30AS is sitting in the corner covered with dust and yelling at me. She wants attention. She wants to go hunting, target shooting or just get out of the house. She's been very patient with me so far. I have turned a "deaf" ear to her now. She doesn't understand that I just can't keep doing what she wants me to do. Ahh... I never could please the old gal, so why try?

BamBams · « **Reply #4 on:** February 08, 2004, 12:59:14 PM »

Hmmmmm......I wonder what the voice of a 10ga Marlin Goose Gun sounds like?

VTDW · « **Reply #5 on:** February 08, 2004, 01:15:04 PM »

Mine tells me she wants to be stripped naked. She has bumps on her called checkering that she wants removed and a little off of her butt...stock. She thinks she is a little fat in her forearm too and she wants a dye job. Now that BamBams is here I can strip her down bare and rub her her real good till she is smooth. She won't mind if BamBams helps a little as she is real obedient. :wink:

Dave :grin:

BamBams · « **Reply #6 on:** February 08, 2004, 02:08:30 PM »

VTDW - I would love to offer a helping hand with THAT one! hahahaha

Mine used to wear white all the time, but she recently started wearing a black skirt. I don't mind, and she's gotten really bad as well. Now all the guys at the range have starting hitting on her. Do you have any advice?

Here is Lucy in black:

VTDW · « **Reply #7 on:** February 09, 2004, 12:13:33 AM »

BamBamx,

I can't see your Lucy. she is behind a red X

Dali Llama · « **Reply #8 on:** February 09, 2004, 03:01:53 AM »

Quote from: VTDW

Now that BamBams is here I can strip her down bare and rub her her real good till she is smooth. She won't mind if BamBams helps a little as she is real obedient.

Somewhat of a menage a trois, ask Dali Llama? :? :? :?

VTDW · « **Reply #9 on:** February 09, 2004, 09:13:50 AM »

Might even do better than that if he will let me stroke Lucy but I have to see the pic first. No blind

dates!! :lol: