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Offline powderman

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If you like white turkey meat instead of dark, ya must be racist.
« on: November 27, 2012, 07:01:52 AM »
 Eating White Turkey Meat Now Means You Are RacistBert Atkinson Jr. November 27, 2012 9:54 am       
The cries of racism from the left are a part of politics these days it seems. Whether it’s John McCain questioning the handling of the Benghazi debacle by U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Susan Rice, or Mitt Romney “niggerizing” Barack Obama by saying the president’s campaign was “angry and divisive” as MSNBC genius Prince Madonna Seal Touré so eloquently suggested, it seems the left can find racism wherever they please.
  In fact, they can even find racism in turkey.
Let that sink in for a minute: turkey is now a sign of racism.
 
Slate recently republished an article from 2010 saying how racist white meat is. The writer babbles on about white bread and its white history, then pivots to white turkey meat …seriously:
 
Why have we broken the chains of the whiteness that bound us to fatally tasteless white bread while still remaining imprisoned in the white-meat turkey ghetto? …
Despite its superior taste, dark meat has dark undertones for some. Dark meat evokes the color of earth, soil. Dark meat seems to summon up ancient fears of contamination and miscegenation as opposed to the supposed superior purity of white meat. I guess it shouldn’t be a surprise that white meat remains the choice of a holiday that celebrates Puritans.
Here’s a crazy thought: people have different tastes. Some people love beets. Some people love scotch. But we are individuals, and some don’t like beets, scotch, or even (gasps!) dark meat!
 
The whole “Republicans are racist” game is getting tiring and ridiculous. This article was originally written in 2010, but Slate felt the need to resurface this silly and contrived argument for what reason – they really wanted Americans that like white turkey meat to feel guilty about their turkey choices?
 
Chris Matthews and his MSNBC gang of finger-pointers need to invite these supposedly ‘racist’ guests on their shows to talk about these issues, because this is getting downright absurd and no amount of finger pointing gets us anywhere. It’s time to stop shouting and start talking.
h/t Breitbart.com
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Re: If you like white turkey meat instead of dark, ya must be racist.
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2012, 02:17:20 PM »
I passed that test, I prefer dark meat. Now what?
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Re: If you like white turkey meat instead of dark, ya must be racist.
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2012, 02:33:48 PM »
LOL, this is beyond ridiculous.  I like dark meat at the holiday meal, but for sandwiches later, I prefer white meat.  nothing better than turkey breast with stuffing and mustard on WHITE BREAD. yum.

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Re: If you like white turkey meat instead of dark, ya must be racist.
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2012, 02:53:19 PM »
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Re: If you like white turkey meat instead of dark, ya must be racist.
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2012, 02:53:56 PM »
You have got to be kidding, this tops the list of liberal insanity. I like dark meat especially in chicken.
So now we have turkeys that are hideing within them racist indicators.
Aren't these liberals starting to more and more sound like the nut cases that carried out the Salem
witch trials ? I know ! Lets tie rocks onto the turkey and toss it into the water. If it sinks then it is not
a racist turkey, if it floats then it is. Sounds totally logical to me.  :o

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Re: If you like white turkey meat instead of dark, ya must be racist.
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2012, 06:58:45 PM »
What does it mean if you like to eat sashimi and extra rare and bloody Kobe beef?
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Re: If you like white turkey meat instead of dark, ya must be racist.
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2012, 01:28:17 AM »
Does that mean a vegan hate's everybody? ::) gypsyman
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Re: If you like white turkey meat instead of dark, ya must be racist.
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2012, 01:49:13 AM »
OK, so does this mean we have to go kill a bunch of black turkeys and roast'm up just to be less racist?  Can we start with fat al sharpton, half the population of nyc and the pandering jesse the jackson?  How about his mentally unstable political son, jesse the junior.  Can we throw in the G-damn America rev wright, or just roast up bert atkinson?  Man, this is a tough question. 
Wait a minute here:  every dang turkey I have ever killed in the wild has been black, so how can I be a racist??  I doan't go killin' the white turkey just for the white meat, I kill the black ones 'cause the are so plentiful (hmmm, does more black than white make for more targets or just make me a racist?  Quite the pondering philosophical question I think....). 
Oh man, this is awful.  I'm gonna hafta go shoot a squash er sumptin jsut to prove I hate everybody.......
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Re: If you like white turkey meat instead of dark, ya must be racist.
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2012, 02:58:22 AM »
If I'm going to eat it, I prefer that it be white, but it's all pink on the inside.
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