Folks are wondering how a giant bakery firm such as Hostess could possibly fail. Here's the REAL story behind the 5 point Hostess failure....
1) The Secret Service hired all the "Ho-Hos"..
2) The "Wonder" brand was sold to Joe Biden..because he often wonders where he is and what he's doing.
3) Obama put the "Twinkies" in the military..
4) The generals are sleeping with the cupcakes.
5) The "Ding Dongs" were re-elected to spend us into bankruptcy.