Anna,
Show a little respect. These TSA government perverts are trained professional perverts. They don't just hire any pervert off the street, although i understand that it helps.
One funny thing about this though is the reputation of TSA. I honestly have tried to think of a reputation that TSA has, like integrity, effectiveness, professionalism, etc. It has none of those. But it does have a solid and consistent reputation for perverse behavior, ineptitude, and being a laughing stock.
One of the last times I flew, I had accidentally left a pocket knife in my pocket. They didn't catch that, but they did confiscate my sun screen. A lady on the plane was knitting with the longest knitting needles i'e ever seen.
