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Offline Brett

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Gun Control. It already has started at Cabela's
« on: January 26, 2013, 09:54:35 AM »
  Subject: Gun Control. It already has started at Cabela's           There was a bit of confusion at the Cabela’s Sporting Goods store this morning.          When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."                             Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun registry people running amok, I did just as she had instructed.                When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.                I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.               They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer! 



Thought you all could use a good laugh today. ;)
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Re: Gun Control. It already has started at Cabela's
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2013, 10:27:55 AM »
Quote from: Brett on January 26, 2013, 09:54:35 AM
  Subject: Gun Control. It already has started at Cabela's           There was a bit of confusion at the Cabela’s Sporting Goods store this morning.          When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."                             Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun registry people running amok, I did just as she had instructed.                When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.                I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.               They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer! 



Thought you all could use a good laugh today. ;)
that's great- thanks
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Re: Gun Control. It already has started at Cabela's
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2013, 01:01:27 PM »
Quote from: Brett on January 26, 2013, 09:54:35 AM
  Subject: Gun Control. It already has started at Cabela's           There was a bit of confusion at the Cabela’s Sporting Goods store this morning.          When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."                             Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun registry people running amok, I did just as she had instructed.                When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.                I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.               They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer! 



Thought you all could use a good laugh today. ;)

What a horrible mental picture. :o
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Re: Gun Control. It already has started at Cabela's
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2013, 01:19:14 PM »
OH, Put out my minds eye with a hot poker.  Thinking of that hurts.  OWE, OWE, OWE.
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Re: Gun Control. It already has started at Cabela's
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2013, 08:59:06 PM »
I have spent hours loitering aroud the airport waiting for a show---then one day this 360 lb woman-----I don't go to the airport anymore.
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Re: Gun Control. It already has started at Cabela's
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2013, 03:22:41 AM »
You have a right to bear arms, but apparently no right to bare short arms.
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Re: Gun Control. It already has started at Cabela's
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2013, 08:27:16 AM »
Hey... "horrible mental picture"?   "put my minds eye out with a hot poker"?   I'l like to inform you fellers I happen to be in great shape for a guy my age.   Round is a shape ain't it?   ;D
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Re: Gun Control. It already has started at Cabela's
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2013, 09:12:17 AM »
Not so funny for me . I have had horrible experiences when dealing with the TSA people .
At DFW I got really mad and told one of them to just take a picture I'm going to miss my plane !
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Re: Gun Control. It already has started at Cabela's
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2013, 10:24:07 AM »
Who knew a vowel could be so important?
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