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joke - - - Romance?
« on: April 19, 2013, 05:37:28 AM »
Romance - is it dead?
 
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
 
   If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
   If you are laughing, send me your smile.
   If you are eating, send me a bite.
   If you are drinking send me a sip.
   If you are crying, send me your tears.?
   I love you!

The husband, typically non-romantic, replied, I am on the toilet.? Please advise.
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Re: joke - - - Romance?
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2013, 05:47:36 AM »
 ;D   ;D   ;D
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Re: joke - - - Romance?
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2013, 03:42:07 PM »
HEH.  :D :D :D ;) ;) ;)
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Re: joke - - - Romance?
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2013, 03:51:02 AM »
Ah yes--a true romantic of the bathroom variety.
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