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Offline Shu

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Nothing funnier than snakes in a control room
« on: April 25, 2013, 03:34:33 PM »
A couple of months ago one of the junior software guys wanted to go to a remote test site and update the software on the data collection computers. I said no problem read the spring control room manual for that area and get Jack to take you. (Jack is an old guy a pain in the butt, tough as nails and will do any job asked) The young guy asked Jack to go but told him he was in charge after all Jack is just a laborer. I snickered knowing it was going to be a long day for both. The young guy saw Jack throwing his "control room" bag in the truck. When they got there Jack said he needed a minute to get dressed the young guy went in turned on the lights and started turning on equipment. This was a remote site that is mostly underground to protect it from explosions so it was nice and cold inside. After a bit the young guy came running out screaming snakes!!! Jack was laughing. He had put on his snake garters, leather gloves and grabbed his stick. There was about a dozen or so snakes crawling out of the big cabinet where the hard drives are, if you turn them on it gets warm and the snakes get active. The book I gave the young guy said " turn on lights remove all furniture, then open cabinet doors before energizing equipment" It was obvious he didn't read it.
Jack is a pain in the butt, he will take care of these young guys if they ask. When they get "uppity" he lets them do all the thinking. ;D
 
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Re: Nothing funnier than snakes in a control room
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2013, 04:00:37 PM »
most people see a snake and they freek out. i just stand still and identifie the snake.here were i live it would be a copperhead or a cottonmouth.if yur away from water it will just be a copperhead..if its a cottonmouth ill run like hell.if its just a copperhead ill jus proceed slowly and hold it down with a stik.put it in a bag and move it far away.if it acts up ill just kill it.i got too many kids around here to do less.

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Re: Nothing funnier than snakes in a control room
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2013, 04:09:04 PM »
I love a good , funny story and thats a good un! I'm sure that young man had no clue snakes were gonna come out of that cabinet, and the old guy.............well he knew what was up! Gotta trust the old guys sometime!
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Re: Nothing funnier than snakes in a control room
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2013, 12:07:43 AM »
 Me and Jack would get along just fine.  ;D
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Re: Nothing funnier than snakes in a control room
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2013, 03:03:48 AM »
most people see a snake and they freek out. i just stand still and identifie the snake.here were i live it would be a copperhead or a cottonmouth.if yur away from water it will just be a copperhead..if its a cottonmouth ill run like hell.if its just a copperhead ill jus proceed slowly and hold it down with a stik.put it in a bag and move it far away.if it acts up ill just kill it.i got too many kids around here to do less.
I grew up with both of these kinds, and I concur...Cottonmouths are "demon devil possessed snakes", lol. Very aggressive ( I would be too if we exchanged sizes, he is obviously scared, but hey, ha)

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Re: Nothing funnier than snakes in a control room
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2013, 03:06:34 AM »
Years back two instructors in our glider club went up together for the first flight of the year in one of our two seat trainers. The flight seemed to be going well and then we noticed the glider being flown somewhat erratically and then we see that it is rapidly losing altitude while heading back to the runway. The glider lands and even before rolling to a complete stop the canopy flies open and both pilots bail out yelling about a snake in the cockpit. They claimed if they had been wearing chutes we would have lost a glider that day. We never did find the snake.
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Re: Nothing funnier than snakes in a control room
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2013, 11:44:44 AM »
Jack one day decided to start digging a trench for new sensor cables. He laid out the lines straight as can be and started in with a pick and shovel. The problem being 6 feet deep and 200 yards long. I got a call to go to the site to see what was going on. There was Jack swinging away with a pick in 105 degree heat. I asked Jack what he was doing. He said ain't got time to waste on them lazy young guys this is how we did it 30 years ago. I told Jack I sent you up here to teach them how to lay it out with the surveyors transit how to measure distance etc. The back hoe will be here in an hour. Jack said I was sposed to teach them stuff, how bout an honest days work. I had to chuckle at that one. I did point out to the young guys Jack's diggin hat. Just an old ball cap with paper clip attached to the bill. There is an O made into the part that hangs down. He looks through the O at a fixed place and he can go straight to it without devation. Jack was a little upset I told his secret. Hard worker, heck yes, old school knowledge, definitely. A bit catankerous, very much. Somedays I wish I had another of him somedays I'm glad he's the only one.

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Re: Nothing funnier than snakes in a control room
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2013, 11:54:41 AM »
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Somedays I wish I had another of him somedays I'm glad he's the only one.

 
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Re: Nothing funnier than snakes in a control room
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2013, 03:36:11 PM »
Shu there was a time I would have sided with the young guys.  Nowadays Jack and I would be able to teach them all something.   ::) ;D   Never thought it would happen this way but I'm happy it has.   8)

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Re: Nothing funnier than snakes in a control room
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2013, 03:40:01 PM »
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Re: Nothing funnier than snakes in a control room
« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2013, 05:14:02 PM »
Ha, the wife gave me a tee shirt that says that "Old Guys Rule".    I get comments every time I wear it.

Jack and I, yea we'd get along.

Speaking of snakes in things.  We had a real smart LT. come in assigned to the munitions storage area.  He was making the guys lives out there in that remote Arizona desert misseriable.  One day he had been particulerly obnoxious.  He ordered some items moved before anyone went home.  That job was going to take severl hours.  He jumped into his Corvette at quitting time and headed into Luke AFB.  Suddenly the Corvette went off the road and plowed into the soft sand.  The LT jumped out right over the back of the car as it was still going at quite a good speed.  Some troops heading out to the storage area stopped to see what the problem was. 

Seems as the LT was driving a Rattle Snake crawled out from under the seat.  It started rattling, and the LT trying to get out of it's reach ran off the road, then he bailed out over the back of the car.  The car kept going till it hit some rocks and stalled.  the LT was abraded from head to toe by the sand.  A total of three snakes was found in the LTs car.  LT got transfered to the main base.
   
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Re: Nothing funnier than snakes in a control room
« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2013, 07:24:10 AM »
I wonder how those snakes got in that 'vette.  ROFLMBO  !
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Re: Nothing funnier than snakes in a control room
« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2013, 07:28:36 AM »
 I knew a mechanic who carried a rattle snake i a tow sack that he kept in his tool box.....good watch dog.

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Re: Nothing funnier than snakes in a control room
« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2013, 01:17:12 AM »
I am not sure Jack and I would get along---sure would make for a long day for Jr though.
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