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Offline Robert

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« on: January 03, 2003, 08:03:55 PM »
Anybody have any good jokes?  Can we cuss in here?
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« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2003, 12:17:44 AM »
:D  I'd haf ta asks ya not ta be profane ner' spit on tha floor.  My darlin' Clementine here, aint heerd mucha that fowl language, an' don't take to it reel wel.
Thank ye  Pard
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He who does not punish evil, commands it to be done.-Leonardo da Vinci
An armed society is a polite society-Robert A. Heinlein
Only the dead have seen the end of war- Plato
Lord, make my words as sweet as honey
tomorrow I may have to eat them- A lady's sweatshirt

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« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2003, 06:23:48 AM »
Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really $well. I am making lot$ of Friend'$ and $tudying real hard. I have $o much $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need. $o if you like, $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on

Dear son,
I kNOw astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep an hoNOrs student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can't study eNOugh!
Love, Dad.
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Butler Ford
He who does not punish evil, commands it to be done.-Leonardo da Vinci
An armed society is a polite society-Robert A. Heinlein
Only the dead have seen the end of war- Plato
Lord, make my words as sweet as honey
tomorrow I may have to eat them- A lady's sweatshirt
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