My son-in-law lives in Austin, not because of its liberalism as he is staunchly conservative and makes a decent living. The liberals have migrated there from CA, as you know, bringing their brand of ******** (synonymous with stinkhole) city thinking with them.
We drove out and visited him in 2020. In a popular breakfast restaurant, on a Sunday morning during Covid, "masks required" for people in and on-line, we finished, and headed for the door. I waited there momentarily as my wife had a question for the Cashier and took off my mask.
A short, dumpy, little, liberal man attempted to get in my face with a hands-on-his-hips pointed demand of "where is your mask?", to which without skipping a beat I answered, "the same place as your bad manners, now get outta my face." I swear that answer wasn't rehearsed.
He got so red, I thought he would stroke out. Unfortunately, I did not wait to see as my spouse arrived just then. "Sucks to be you", I said as we departed. That part WAS rehearsed.