OK folks sit back, your gonna enjoy todays tale.
I wanna start out by saying that this guy is as serious as a heart attack. He is either telling what he honestly believes or he is an oscar caliber actor.
He comes down today and begins thumbing through my issue of American Rifleman. He opens up on an ad for Benellis new (1014?) Semi auto shotgun that they are making for the Marine Corps. They are offering copies for civilians. So here we are talking and we somehow get on the subject of magazine extensions for Semi-auto shotguns, you know your standard variety offered from almost ANY shooting supplier. I showed him a +3 round extension for the 870/100/11-87 listed for $31.10 in Natchez. He kinda mumbles out "thats cool, makes the gun more efficient." Alright, I must have had the damned funniest confused look on my face. He looks at and says "what?" "are you serious?" "Yeah it makes it more efficient.....right?" Now HE has the confused look on his face. "Why do you think it makes it more efficient?" "Well if you own a gun you want to make it to its potential, Right? SO by adding extra rounds your gun becomes more efficient...right?" "Why the hell would more rounds make the gun more efficient?" OK stand back because here comes the funny part....."Well say your out deer hunting, and there is a coyote over there and a porccupine over there you can shot the deer, then the coyote and then the porccupine real fast without diddling around like with a bolt gun or a lever action." "You shoot at a deer every other animal within a mile will be kicking its heels outa there long before you get to shoot at crap, besides that does not explain how a mag extension is gonna make things more efficient for you." I even went on to tell him that a good boltgunner could empty his gun faster than he could blink. "Yeah well those are the guys who practice." "Of course, every hunter should be practicing." "Oh yeah, they got the time and money they can afford to shoot all the time." I then informed him that one 20 round box a month and an hours worth of time would be a good start for practice and if he could not afford the time or money for that then how can he afford the time and money to hunt. I told him "There are too many idiots out there that pack their guns away after deer season and dont touch the thing till they are getting ready to start hunting the following year. Alot of these idiots dont even take the time to check zero! How you gonna know if you can even hit what your aiming at!?" That kinda shut him up on that.
So we are sitting there a few more minutes when he mumbles something again about shotguns. I forget what I said, but I mumbled back "But like I said you HSOULD get a rifle." "I keep telling you I wanna hunt shotgun only territory." Now the shotgun only territory here in NH is one WMU that contains the bulk of our "Cities" or as much as you can call them cities. YES there are deer in this territory, but the pressure from other hunters is high and the open territory proper for "safe" hunting practices is getting harder to find as it slowly disappears. SO I asked honestly "why you so hung up on Shotgun only territory?" "Because I dont wanna drive friggin hours to go hunting.....I like driving ten minutes and thats it." "Dude take that ten minutes, go the opposite direction and you are in rifle territory, go to Clough state park." Now Ive fished that state park many times, My Aunt and Uncle live 5 minutes from it, so I KNOW how long it takes to get there. Well he starts screaming to high heaven that Im lying, that it takes 45 minutes AT LEAST to get there. No matter what I tell him he wont believe me that he can be there in 25 minutes. My work partner/hunting buddy went to look at a house in Hillsboro, which Clough state park is probably only 2/3 the distance Hillsboro is from where we are, it took him 45 minutes to get to Hillsboro. He did not even believe that I could get to another state park, the place I shot my deer this year, in 30 minutes even though Id been there 5 or 6 times in 2 months! This guy is obviously thick headed and wont listen to reason. I finaly gave up by telling "Dud you need to go get George Renos compass from him cuz your friggin lost....." And all he could do is chuckle in the high pitched squeelie voice of his. All I can say is thank god I aint nowheres near him when HE is hunting.
Brian M.