Well boys, I guess it's time to sing and dance. This aint no fancy shindig, jest a few folks gettin together to socialize, sing, dance, tell a few tails.
Come on in an wet yer whistle, wash down tha dust, take a load off, ease yer mind.
Yall introduce yerselves around if'n ya aint never met.
Lieings ok.
One of you boys watch OLD HAMP, when he gits too much root beer he's liable to roll up his pants.
Fer God's sake keep Hamp an Holiday apart. That Holiday will egg hamp inta sumthin, Thay is trouble when thay get together.
Now, I'm throwin this dig cause to celebrate 1000 post of sayin nothin about most anything, startin fights, joinin in fights, addin fuel to fights, makin fun of them fightin, making fun of folks, makin fun of myownself.
Mainly to celebrate with friends what has given me good advice, shared their knowledge with me an other folks.
Pass tha word around tha town, lets get a good crown in tha place. Miss Kitty has tha sittin arangements but it's ok to mingle. Sumbody say sumthin to tha gunnut an get him down, that boy doan ever get outta his place, it'll do him good.
You new boys, an, well, er Gals come on in. Tha dancin is free and there is sum mighty hansome boys, like ol DB. BF, get your behind in here with your cousin an have one.
Where is tha Savage, Bigbill, Mikey, sum of them others what contribute to this here town we got.
Yes ma'am miss Kitty, No ma'am miss Kitty, Well Miss Kitty i was jest tryin ta, OK Miss Kitty I'll be quiet.
Blessings