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A blind guy walks into a bar..........
« on: January 10, 2003, 03:32:01 PM »
A blind guy walks into a bar and sets down.  He says to the lady nest to him. "I just heard this great blonde joke. You see.........."

The lady interrupts him.

"Mister" she says " Do you know the owner? She's a blonde. As a matter of fact I am a blonde kick boxer.  The bartender, she is a blonde too.
One of the lady bouncers is also a blonde.  There is also a blonde weight lifter sitting at a table behind you.  Now do you still want to tell this joke?

"Well no" He replies, "Not if I'm gona hafta explain it five times! :)  :-D


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A blind guy walks into a bar..........
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2003, 01:13:00 PM »
Told that to my wifes best friend. She didn't like it. Guess what color her hair is? :-D
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