CLINTON ERA SHORTS
>After much arguing and deliberation, historians this week have come up with a
>phrase to describe the Clinton Era.
>It will be called:
>SEX BETWEEN THE BUSHES.
>
>The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta announced that Clinton has proven
>that you can get sex from Aides.
>
>Gennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Clinton was anything like
>Monica Lewinski's. She replied, "Close,
>but no cigar."
>
>The FBI has coined a technical term
>for the stains found on Monica's dress:
>"Presidue."
>
>Clinton now recruits interns from
>only four colleges:
>Moorhead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Brigham Young.
>
>Did you know that Clinton had asked to change the Democratic emblem from a
>donkey to a condom? It represents inflation, halts production,
>and gives you a false sense of
>security.
>
>Arkansas is very proud of Bill Clinton.
>All these women coming forward ,and not one is his sister!
>
>Finally, Hillary Clinton recently went
>to a fortuneteller who intoned,
>"Prepare to become widow. Your
>husband will soon suffer a violent death!"
>Hillary took a deep breath and asked,
>"Will I be acquitted?"
