A Wisconsin Cheese-head is having his breakfast of coffee, ham and
eggs
> > > with biscuits and jam, when a Minnesota Mud-duck, obnoxiously chewing
> gum,
> > > sits down next to him.
> > >
> > > The Cheese-head ignores the Mud-duck who, nevertheless, starts a
> > > conversation.
> > >
> > > Mud-duck:
> > > "When you Packer Fans eat bread, do you eat the whole slice?"
> > >
> > > Cheese-head:
> > > "Yep."
> > >
> > > Mud-duck:
> > > (After blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In Minnesota, we only eat
> > > what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it,
then
> > > transform them into biscuits and send them to Wisconsin."
> > >
> > > The Mud-duck has a smirk on his face.
> > >
> > > The Cheese-head listens in silence.
> > >
> > > The Mud-duck persists: "Do you eat jam with biscuits?"
> > >
> > > Cheese-head:
> > > "Yep."
> > >
> > > Mud-duck:
> > > (Cracking and smacking his gum between his teeth and chuckling) "We
> > > don't. In Minnesota, after we eat fruit for breakfast, we put all
the
> > > peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform
> them
> > > into jam, and then send it Wisconsin."
> > >
> > > Then the Cheese-head asks, "Do you Viking Fans like to have sex in
> > > Minnesota?
> > >
> > > Mud-duck:
> > > "Well what da hell do you think!, of course, we do." And he pops
> another
> > > big bubble.
> > >
> > > Cheese-head:
> > > "Well what do ya do with your condoms once ya use'em?
> > >
> > > Mud-duck:
> > > "Duuuuh, we throw them away ya dunce."
> > >
> > > Cheese-head:
> > > "We don't. In Wisconsin, we put 'em in a jar, melt 'em down into
> bubble
> > > gum, and sell 'em to Viking Fans."
> > >
> > >
> >
