Sounds like all you need is someone to tell you that it's extremely dangerous...and you've got the perfect reason to buy a new frame. Your wife should thank her lucky stars for having such an alert, and safety conscious husband :wink: Trim off this part and print out the following:
WARNING: "Extremely" dangerous to fire multiple barrels from one frame. Anyone choosing to do so, obviously doesn't truly love or appreciate their "Amazing" wife and beautiful children.
That should pretty much seal the deal!!
Enjoy the new frame.