My personal opinion of Michael Moore is that he is a gust of maggot flatulence, a smear of fecal matter that evaded diligent application of toilet paper, a tapeworm writhing within the guts of mankind, a foul stench that assaults the nose, as needed as a bout of projectile diarrhea, an unassailable argument in favor of abortion, an ethical vacuum, an intellectual wasteland, a fat waddling spout of drivel, a pus oozing sore, a sewer spewing filth, an abomination upon the eyes, a fountain of puke, a stale lake of urine, a stretch of skin containing a manure pile, is equilivant in value to a fly turd, and is an answer to a question no one asked or will ever ask and no one cares to hear.