OK you asked for it. The old farmer was going to town in his old wagon pulled by a mule, The old mule stumbled and the old farmer said
THATS ONE so they go on a little farther and the mule stumbled again
and the old farmer said THATS TWO well lo and behold the went down the road a little farther and the mule stumbled once more the old farmer pulled out his trusty 45 and shot the mule hence ThATS ONE. ooops forgot to say REMINGTON, Adios Amigos.............Joe............