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Offline jh45gun

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Big Bad John
« on: September 10, 2004, 07:17:58 AM »
Big Bad John
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>Every mornin' on the Hill you could see him arrive
>Standing six-foot-four, weighing one-twenty-five
>Kinda' scrawny at the shoulders and lacking a spine
>And when he spoke at all, it was mainly to whine
>(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John
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>Nobody seems to know what's in John's soul
>His 'beliefs' are based on the latest poll '
>Though he'll say what it takes to get your votes
>It's the leftist agenda that he really promotes - Big John.
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>Some one said he came from Boston town
>Where he joined the Navy and gained renown
>'Earning' three purple hearts and one bronze star
>The home folks said, "This boy will go far"
>(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)
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>Then came a day back in '71
>When he renounced all the medals that he had won
>Then turned against his country and his Navy friends
>And sold them out for his own selfish ends (Big John)
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>He appeared before Congress and on left-wing talk shows
>Giving aid and comfort to America's foes
>It was clear to see whose side he was on
>Some say he helped cause the fall of Saigon
>Big John (Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)
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>He claims to be for the working poor
>Yet he owns 5 mansions from shore to shore
>He never had to work a day in his life
>'cause he learned it helps to have a wealthy wife!
>Big John
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>Now he wants to be our next President
>and Commander-in-chief of those he resents:
>The American soldiers who fight and die
>To give him the freedom to tell us his lies
>(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)
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>Thousands have sacrificed their young lives
>To help ensure that our nation survives
>A vote for Kerry is a slap in the face
>To all the brave soldiers that he's disgraced
>(Big John, Big John) Big Bad John (Big John)
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Big Bad John
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2004, 07:40:22 AM »
That is funny!    

Now I am getting E-mails that are talking about Big Bad John’s discharge is dated 2001.   More fishy smells are coming from that side of the fence.
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