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Offline Cottonwood

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A little Single Shot Humor
« on: December 19, 2004, 05:52:02 AM »
1. A TANG is not orange juice.
2. A GREAT BORE is not the guy who tells terrible jokes at the party.
3. A BUTT PLATE is not body armor.
4. A RECEIVER WITH GOOD COLOR has nothing to do with football or ethnic origin.
5. A MINT BORE doesn't mean they also come in pistachio.
6. Gun people have CAPS that go on NIPPLES. . . live with it!
7. A GOOD GRIP is not a firm handshake.
8. A CHECKERED FOREND does not mean you've broken out in a plaid rash.
9. A GREAT STOCK does not require a call to your broker.
10. A REPEATER is not a habitual criminal.
11. A FALLING BLOCK will never hit you.
12. A TIP UP is not directional advice.
13. PERCH-BELLY STOCKS are unrelated to pork-belly futures.
14. A PEEP SIGHT is not the best place to view a peep show.
15. A DE-CAPPER will not automatically remove your hat at a social event.
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Offline Deadeye47

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« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2004, 05:58:20 AM »
:toast:
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« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2004, 06:05:42 AM »
those are really good , i likem
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« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2004, 06:29:04 AM »
:lol: Thanks for sharing!
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« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2004, 07:01:31 AM »
:-D
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« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2004, 09:17:21 AM »
A HAMMER is not a hand tool

A CHAMBER is not a room or cell

They were good :lol:
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« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2004, 01:47:53 PM »
Dose that avitar blow smoke rings on cool mornings? :roll:
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« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2004, 04:54:13 AM »
Quote from: Badnews Bob
Dose that avitar blow smoke rings on cool mornings? :roll:


The same guy that made that one might just be nice and work on a Buffalo Classic one for you all.

More humor:

Slugging the bore, does not mean using your fist to hit the barrel  :roll:
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« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2004, 05:43:40 AM »
Thanks Jon :-D

I even get most of them. :lol:


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