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Offline jh45gun

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« on: January 17, 2005, 02:49:01 PM »
California Safest State]
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>Hey, pal, what's the matter?" Jack asked
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>"Oh man... I've been transferred to California," the other
>guy answered, there's crazy people in California and they
>have shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, the highest
>crime rate..."
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>"Hold on," Jack interrupted, "I've lived in California all my life,
>and it is not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home,
>go to work, mind your own business, enroll your kids in a
>good school and it's as safe as anywhere in the world."
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>The other passenger relaxed and stopped shaking for a
>moment and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to
>death, but if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your
>word for it. What do you do for a living?"
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>"Me?" said Jack, "I'm a tail gunner on a bread truck in
>Oakland.
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« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2005, 03:10:02 PM »
Ain't it the truth. :-D  :-D  :-D  :-D  :D
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« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2005, 03:48:47 PM »
Do you remember when the U.S.S.R. claimed that they had little or no crime? :)  :)  :)
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« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2005, 05:03:51 PM »
Q: IF it's so great to live there, then why are they all moving to Colorado and trying to make it just like California?

A: They really don't know what their problem is, but WE do!
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« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2005, 09:23:35 PM »
They all moved here fro  New Yak, and Massachewshits, and found out they coundt do it their way so there starting to move out. Only bad part about it I wont be around to see them "all" leave

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« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2005, 01:36:58 AM »
Quote from: BamBams
Q: IF it's so great to live there, then why are they all moving to Colorado
...and Nevada, Oregon, Washington and Arizona, ask Dali Llama? :?
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« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2005, 02:43:01 AM »
Yep, many have bounced back out and ended up in a neighboring state. They sold their $1M house over there and ran our housing prices through the roof.
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« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2005, 08:06:21 AM »
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Yep, many have bounced back out and ended up in a neighboring state. They sold their $1M house over there and ran our housing prices through the roof.
JM
Dali Llama say that native Nevadans refer to above stated process as "Californication" of Nevada. :twisted:  :x  :evil:
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« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2005, 09:47:25 AM »
That's what us Coloradians call it also.  Who is going to be left in California after they all get done leaving such a fine, progressive state?
Wouldn't these runaway Californians feel better in New York City or something?  -- at least Hillary is there for them.
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« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2005, 10:39:25 AM »
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Yep, many have bounced back out and ended up in a neighboring state. They sold their $1M house over there and ran our housing prices through the roof.
JM
Dali Llama say that native Nevadans refer to above stated process as "Californication" of Nevada. :twisted:  :x  :evil:


Yup, they did the same thing to our housing too.   Up here in the Puget Sound region they are also called Californicators.
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« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2005, 04:45:59 PM »
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Yep, many have bounced back out and ended up in a neighboring state. They sold their $1M house over there and ran our housing prices through the roof.
JM
Dali Llama say that native Nevadans refer to above stated process as "Californication" of Nevada. :twisted:  :x  :evil:


Yup, they did the same thing to our housing too.   Up here in the Puget Sound region they are also called Californicators.
They certainly #$@! everything up for everybody else, say Dali Llama. :twisted:  :x  :evil:
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