Drove to Aberdeen just across the state line
The weather was nasty but the hiway was fine
drove across town to my favorite gunshop
when I got there from the jeep I did hop
strolled into the store with a rifle in hand
To have the trigger done by my favorite Handi-Man
thought I'd look around sort of get an eye-full
when something grabbed my arm it was a handi rifle
I though it winked at me it was quite a shock
But I turned it around looking at the cinnamon stock
Well at that time I thought that I better go
For the hiway home was covered with ice and snow
When I walked in the house my wife gave a groan
That darned Handi Rifle had followed me home
New NEF Ultra 223 24 inch Heavy barrel. Come on prairie dogs. :-)