1) They are always afraid of the enemy.
2) They aren't willing to die for anything.
3) They'll spend your last tax dollar trying to squeeze 5 more minutes out of their pathetic lives.
4) They will try and talk anyone out of doing anything that might cause them to give up something.
5) And, worst of all, they constantly fill the air with meaningless chatter!
Okay, I feel a little better now.