Make sure to take a pistol to fend off the wetbacks.
nothing against
legal hispanics, but when i read the title of this thread, my first thought was illegals. especially seeing as how they started sniping at border agents. hell, you might even get lucky and catch osama trying to sneak a nuke across.
of course if i were him, texas ( or should i say the fear of what texans might do to him) would scare the hell out of me. i love the signs down there "dont mess with texas."