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cowboy jake
« on: May 08, 2005, 03:17:22 PM »
COWBOY JAKE :D  :)
>>
>>    Jake, the rancher went one day,
>>    To fix a distant fence.
>>    The wind was cold and gusty;
>>    The clouds rolled gray and dense.
>>
>>    As he pounded the last staples in
>>    And gathered his tools to go,
>>    The temperature had fallen;
>>    The wind and snow began to blow.
>>
>>    When he finally reached his pickup,
>>     He felt a heavy heart;
>>     From the sound of that ignition,
>>     He knew it wouldn't start!
>>
>>     So Jake did what most of us would do,
>>!      Had we been there.
>>     He humbly bowed his balding head
>>     And sent aloft a prayer.
>>
>>     As he turned the key for one last time,
>>     He softly cursed his luck.
>>     They found him three days later,
>>     Frozen stiff in that old truck.
>>
>>     Now Jake had been around in life
>>     And done his share of roaming.
>>     But when he saw Heaven, he was shocked --
>>     It looked just like Wyoming!
>>
>>     Of all the saints in Heaven,
>>     His favorite was St. Peter.
>>     (Now, this line ain't really needed,
>>     But it helps with rhyme and meter)
>>
>>     So they set and talked a minute or two,
>>  ! ;   Or maybe it was three.
>>     Nobod y was keeping score --
>>     In Heaven time is free.
>>
>>    "I've always heard," Jake said to Pete,
>>     "that God will answer prayer,
>>   But one time when I asked for help,
>>     Well, HE just plain wasn't there."
>>
>>     "Does God answer prayers of some,
>>     and ignore the prayers of others?
>>     That don't seem exactly square --
>>     I know all men are brothers."
>>
>>    "Or does he randomly reply,
>>    Without good rhyme or reason?
>>    Maybe, it's the time of day,
>>    The weather or the season."
>>
>>    "Now I ain't trying to act smart,
>>    It's just the way I feel.
>>    And I was wondering, could you tell me --
>>    What the heck's the deal?!! "
>>
>>     Peter listened patiently,
>>     And when old Jake was done,
>>     There were smiles of recognition,
>>     And he said, "So, you're the one!!"
>>
>>    "That day! Your truck; It wouldn't start,
>>     And you sent your prayer a flying,
>>     You gave us all a real bad time,
>>     With hundreds of us all trying."
>>
>>     "A thousand angels rushed,
>>     To check the status of your file,
>>     But you know, Jake,
>>     We hadn't heard from you, in quite a long while."
>>
>>     "And though all prayers are answered,
>>     And God ain't got no quota,
>>     He didn't recognize your voice,
>>     And started a truck in Minnesota! !"
>>
>>BETTER KEEP IN TOUCH!
>> :D  :D  :D

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