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Offline jh45gun

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Never ending story
« on: August 03, 2005, 02:10:59 PM »
A Neverending Story!
God said, "Go down into that valley."

And Adam said, "What's a valley?"

And God explained it to him.

Then God said, "Cross the river."

And Adam said, "What's a river?"

And God explained it to him.

And then God said, "Go over the hill."

And Adam said, "What's a hill?"

And God explained it to him.

Then God told Adam, "On the other side of the hill, you will find a
cave."

And Adam said, "What's a cave?"

And God explained that to him.

"In the cave you will find a woman. Her name is Eve."

And Adam said, "What's a woman?"

So God explained that to him, and said, "I want you to reproduce."

And Adam said, "How do I do that?"

So God explained it to him.

So off went Adam, down into the valley, across the river, and over the
hill, and into ! the cave, and found the woman, and after about five
minutes he went back.

God said angrily, "What is it now?"

And Adam said, "What's a headache?"
Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use it.

Offline powderman

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« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2005, 03:24:34 PM »
:-D  :-D  :-D  :-D  :-D  :-D . POWDERMAN.  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)
Mr. Charles Glenn “Charlie” Nelson, age 73, of Payneville, KY passed away Thursday, October 14, 2021 at his residence. RIP Charlie, we'll will all miss you. GB

Only half the people leave an abortion clinic alive.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAiOEV0v2RM
What part of ILLEGAL is so hard to understand???
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« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2005, 06:05:46 PM »
:-D  :)  :-D  :)  :-D  :)  :-D  :)  :-D  :)  :eek:  :D
FREEDOM IS WORTH FIGHTING FOR-ARE YOU WILLING TO DIE FOR IT--------IT'S HARD TO SOAR LIKE AN EAGLE WHEN YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY TURKEYS