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Offline jh45gun

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Ole's Birthday
« on: September 02, 2005, 11:57:16 AM »
All of his life Ole had heard stories of
an amazing family tradition. It
seems that his father, grandfather and great- grandfather had
>all able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that day,
they'd walk across the lake to the boat club for their first legal drink.

So when Ole's 21st birthday came around, he and his pal Sven
>took a boat out to the middle of the lake. Ole stepped out of the boat
and
nearly drowned! Sven just managed to pull him to safety.
Furious and confused, Ole went to see his grandmother. "Grandma,
it's
my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk across the lake like my
father, his father, and his father before him?"

Granny looked into Ole's eyes and said, "Because, you dumb Swede
your father, grandfather and great
grandfather were born in January, you were
born in July."
Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use it.