Two Minnesotans walk into a pet shop near Brainerd. They head to the bird
section and Sven says to Ole, "Dat's dem."
The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yah sure, ve'll take
four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere." says Sven. The owner puts
the budgies in a paper bag. Ole and Sven pay for the birds, leave the shop and
get into Sven's pick-up and drive to the top of some big cliffs near
Brainerd Lake.
At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, "Dis looks
like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his
shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Ole watches as Sven falls all the way to the
bottom, killing himself dead. Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Ole
shakes his head and says: "By yumpin' yiminy, dis budgie jumping is too
dangerous for me."
VAIT!!! Dere's MORE!
Moments later Knute arrives up at the cliffs. He's been to the pet shop,
too, and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag in one
hand and a shotgun in the other.
"Hey, Ole. Vatch dis." Knute says. He takes a parrot from the bag and throws
himself over the edge of the cliff.
Ole watches as half way down, Knute takes the gun and shoots the parrot.
Knute continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks
every bone in his body. Ole shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat
parrotshooting either."
BUT VAIT!!! Dere's MORE, you betcha!!
Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Larrs appears.
He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag, out of which he
pulls a chicken. Larson grasps the chicken by the legs, holds it over his
head, and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits
a rock and breaks his spine.
Once more Ole shakes his head...."First der was Sven with his budgie
jumping, den Knute parrotshooting. . . and now Larson hengliding....."
