Left & Right
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut he asked
about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I
cannot accept money
from you; I'm doing community service this week"
The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next
morning when the barber
goes to open there is a thank you card and a dozen
roses waiting for him at
his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes
to pay his bill the
barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept
money from you; I'm doing
community service this week."
The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning
when the barber goes to
open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts
waiting for him at his
door.
Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he
goes to pay his bill
the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept
money from you; I'm
doing community service this week." The Republican is
very happy and leaves
the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open,
there is a thank you
card and a dozen different books such as "How to
Improve Your Business" and
"Becoming More Successful."
Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he
goes to pay his bill
the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept
money from you; I'm
doing community service this week." The Democrat is
very happy and leaves
the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to
open up, there are a
dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental
difference between left
and right.[/QUOTE]