IB, I know you are just joking, but if not I will bite. No one needs anything bigger than a 22lr for squirrels and contrary to what others may say, a 22lr velocitior or Power Point will kill an occasional coyote at woods distances (50yds or less). You can get a Berger 15gr bullet to load in the 17Rem which is 1/2 the weight of the lightest 204 round. If you reload, be careful with the 17Rem it can be a touchy round, both over or under loaded. People that I know that have the 204 don't actually shoot them much at woods distances. They all feel that it is alittle much for that and shoot less powerful rounds.