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Offline Mikey

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Where's BigBill???
« on: October 21, 2005, 04:25:44 AM »
Has anyone heard from BigBill lately???  Last time he posted I think he was going out hunting in the northeastern Bigfoot land?  Anyone heard anything???  Mikey.

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« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2005, 04:29:50 AM »
Maybe he was made into a throw rug in bigfootville? :-D
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« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2005, 03:41:08 AM »
The last i have heard he has beaten feet to the northland for good.  He has no power or puter now.  He could of taken a female bigfoot for a wife too who knows.  I wonder what the off spring would be called? BigBillFoots?

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« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2005, 06:36:56 AM »
Well, they could be Off-feet, or Billfoots er somethin'................

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« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2005, 10:35:38 AM »
I have so MANY images running through my head after reading the statement "female bigfoot wife! :-D  :)  :-D  :)  :P
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« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2005, 04:00:07 PM »
Well if she is 9 feet tall he is either singing climb every mountain or yodeling right?  Them bigbillfeet's thats what we'll call them.  

Gosh I crack myself up.....I'm a sick man......evil thoughts..just kidding guys....

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« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2005, 05:09:11 AM »
I`ve heard say around the rendezvous camp fires, here in Cherokee county, ---that there was a man named BigBill up in the Tetons mts,--- that he was kidnaped by the blackfeet. The story goes, --that they would`nt known he was a ther, except for the smell of bacon frying on the campfire. The sneeked up on him, and overpoweded him during a full moon night raid. He was a mean rascal, ---story went that he waited for two of them two get in a straight line, then shot them with his 50 cal Hawkins. Yep, story is he is a mights worrior among the blackfeet now.

    Story went that the only way he survied after his capture, was he had to marry a tall hairy part blackfeet and part bigfoot woman. Seems it was the Chief`s daughter, and nobody could stand to look at her cause she had a bad body odor., and was 7ft tall. Now it seems that the story down here in the cherokees, is that the chief had a affair, after a bad batch of them their corn wiskey brought in by the fur tradders. Anyhow he meet a femal bigfoot out in the bushes and thought it was his wife, 9 montha later, he had a daughter, all these here years, he couldn`t get rid of her, till that is---till they captured old bill.

    Now lets all take our racoon hats off and say a prayer for old BigBill.
They say that up in the Blackfeet country, on a full moon night, ---you can still smell the bacon frying on certain nights of the moon, and hear old BigBill going YYYYEEEEWWWOOO. They say that if you listen real close, you can hear some youngins go yyyyeeeewwwwooooo  :wink: daddy :wink:

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« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2005, 05:24:10 PM »
Good Story Bulletmaker :grin:  :grin:  :grin:  :grin:
Now...I suppose that Big Bill might trudge down a mountain one day and put a dollar in one of those truck stop puters and tell us what's happening.
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« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2005, 04:12:29 AM »
BigBill Ol Buddy - wharever ya is me thots is wif ya.  An ifin ya'll had to take a bigfoot wife an live the mountain man life well, then yor a better man that I am Gunga Din....... Yor Ol Buddy Mikey.