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Offline dodd3

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grany fixes rapest
« on: December 09, 2005, 05:58:20 AM »
thought you guys might get a kick out of this old lady she deserves a meddle.
 
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>>DEPORT HER TO AMERICA..
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>>The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia
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>>Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped  
>>her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons  
>>down - - and shot off their testicles.
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>>The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she found  
>>them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne  
>>police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police  
>>station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could  
>>be:
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>>'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.' Cops say convicted  
>>rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his (censored word) and his testicles  
>>when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where  
>>he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.
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>>The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but  
>>doctors managed to save his mangled (censored word), police said. The one guy,  
>>Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't  
>>be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men  
>>are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive  
>>after what they've been through.
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>>The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter  
>>Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding  
>>creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on  
>>my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go  
>>out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy  
>>on them," recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of  
>>them, either-- because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my  
>>life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about  
>>owning one."
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>>So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's  
>>description of the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling  
>>the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted  
>>the ill fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.
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>>I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em  
>>anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them,  
>>the oldster recalled.
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>>So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door  
>>and the minute the big one, , opened the door, I shot 'em right square  
>>between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know.
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>>Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to  
>>spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.
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>>Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the  
>>vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is  
>>difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said,  
>>especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for  
>>Mayor.
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>>DEPORT HER TO AMERICA--- WE NEED HER !!
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grany fixes rapest
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2005, 06:21:57 AM »
Funny stuff.


Too bad it seems to be another Urban Legend.

http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/g/grannyrevenge.htm
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