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Offline PeterF.

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What "the other side" is thinking
« on: January 30, 2006, 01:09:20 PM »
I always think it's useful to know what "the other side" is thinking (I used to read "Ms." magazine for that very reason ... although I gave it up soon enough).  Got this from a friend; it was labeled, "What a Republican has to believe these days". I'm not advocating one way or another; I'd just be interested what ya'll think (I'll just stand behind this flameproof wall over here).
 
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