Kid
That's the truth!
Also, in most vechile searches I've been in, both doing and having it done, the officer will only reach are search areas within reach. And I have yet to see a LEO get down and search under the dash, short of running his/her hand over it and the edge. I guess they don't want to mess up their uniform.
The "best" places to hide something is in pain sight. My favorite is the fake fusebox. Its from another model car than mine, but just looks like it belongs. And if the LEO can get it open, they will see a fuse panel. But behind it is my S&W M47. Or the area behind the glove department and just under it holds alot of items. And it can be easily opened from underneth. A false bottom on the spare tire carrier works also. And it "looks" solid.
For "deep" hidding, the engine area is the best. Once again, false fuse boxes, a hollowed out not working A/C compressor, or other "optional equipment" can be installed. This also follows the not wanting to get dirty rule.
BTW, I'm not putting down any LEO. Until family and my "real job" pulled me away, I was an AUX LEO for four years. And my "real job" in in corrections. Want to know how to hide stuff? Ask an inmate!
Also, about not wanting to get dirty........when we use to do whole house "shakedowns", the inmates would just catcall and hollar at us when we did it in our uniforms. But when we would change into "Orange Crush" jumpsuits, all you could hear was toliets flushing!
When ISP would come over and do car shakedowns on staff, we just smile at them in their neatly pressed uniforms and bulky duty belts......
LEFTY