The U.S. Army announced that it was starting a new unit to combat the bad guy's in Irac. They are recruiting men from Geogria, Arkansas, Louisana, Oklahoma and Texas and training them at Ft. Benning.
After training, they'll be dropped in Irac and told five thing's:
The season open's today,
There is no limit,
They taste like chicken,
They hate beer, pickup trucks and Jesus,
They are responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.
The war is expected to be over shortly, BBQ for dinner! :-D
