True or False Test
1. Bigfoot can be a spirit.
2. Bigfoot can hop dimensions.
3. Bigfoot will know when you greet him with a gun in your pocket, whether you are just happy to see him, or whether you do in fact have a gun in your pocket
4. Bigfoot will know what you ate for breakfast
5. Bigfoot will know what the **** you are doing out in the woods
6. Bigfoot will know whether you have been good or bad
7. Bigfoot will know whether you intend to take his picture
8. Bigfoot can fly, but better than a bird
9. Bigfoot can see infra red light
10. Bigfoot can hear digital electronic equipment while it is turned on
11. Bigfoot can understand English
12. Bigfoot will demonstrate that he is real, if asked politely
13. Bigfoot is sensitive to the presence of women, and tones down any scare tactics he may have implimented.
14. Bigfoot can find you, wherever you go, so don't even think about screwing with his mind.
The answers to the above questions are all the same. Your final question is to figure out whether those answers are are all true or all false.
Since Bigfoot can understand English, I would like for you, if you get a chance to talk with him, to obtain his answers to some questions about punctuation that I have:
On statement #3, should there be a comma after "pocket" since the following two clauses are dependent ones? And should there be a comma between "him" and "or" since the two dependent clauses are already joined by a conjunction? And, since this statement contains a main and two dependent clauses, does it verge on being a run-on sentence?
On statements #3 through #12, should there be periods?
On statement #8, should there be a comma between "fly" and "but?"
On statement #12, should there be a comma between "real" and "if" since "asked politely" is not a cluase but the second verb, in conjunction with "demonstrate," of a compound verb with "Bigfoot" as their common subject?
On statement #13, should there be a comma between "real" and "if" since "asked" is not a clause but the second verb, in conjunction with "demonstrate," of a compound verb with "Bigfoot" as their common subject?
And is not "implement" spelled with an "e," not an "i?"
I'm not real hot on spelling and punctuation, so, if Bigfoot could answer these questions for me, I would 'preciate it very much. Always trying to improve my writing skills. Thanks for your help.
