Author Topic: Pet names for your spouse... (Read 1027 times)

Danegeld · « **on:** March 04, 2006, 02:53:36 AM »

We've all heard of Honey, Darling, or Sweetie, but yesterday I bit my lip until it almost bled to keep from laughing when I heard a fellow call his wife "Mauser."

I was at out local Scheels talking to the staff about when my pistol would be back from Kimber (long story) and this couple came in dressed like they were going on an African safari. I mean leather boots and bloused kaki pants and stuffed shirts.

This dandy fellow was looking at a new .204 Ruger and called for his wife "Mauser" to come take a look at it. It kinda caught the salesman and me offguard...

I know you would have found it funny if you'd have been there

Take Care
Ben

Daveinthebush · « **Reply #1 on:** March 04, 2006, 05:13:51 AM »

I have a few pet names for my exwife but I would not want to get anyone on the hockey team or the football squad pissed off. :roll:

magooch · « **Reply #2 on:** March 04, 2006, 05:35:42 AM »

I call her "Ace"; I guess because she's number one.

olbiffer · « **Reply #3 on:** March 04, 2006, 01:17:13 PM »

after 33 years she is still my babe :grin:

mitchell · « **Reply #4 on:** March 04, 2006, 03:06:01 PM »

" Pet names for your spouse " don't got one thank God. so the name changes about once a week

stimpylu32 · « **Reply #5 on:** March 05, 2006, 03:05:12 AM »

I too for the most part just call her babe , but when i want to get a rise out of her i do the ( Yo Women ) thing . :-D :-D :-D :wink:

rockbilly · « **Reply #6 on:** March 05, 2006, 06:51:03 AM »

Call her anything you like, just don't call her late for supper! After 47 years, it kinda gets to be that way. :wink:

williamlayton · « **Reply #7 on:** March 05, 2006, 10:38:42 PM »

The Hen.
Blessings

Swamp Fox · « **Reply #8 on:** March 06, 2006, 03:03:28 AM »

I just call mine "The Ex"

Sourdough · « **Reply #9 on:** March 06, 2006, 09:30:22 AM »

Mine used to be B.B. short for Baby. That was my favorite term for her for 21 years. Then when the kid was about 8 he told her it ment Bertha Butts, you know the woman with a Big Butt. He got it from the kids at the Catholic school she insisted he go to. My laughing as she beat me about the head and shoulders did not help. Got me into hot water for a long time. Now, it's just Darlin.

And I call my Ex, "Babe" mainly because it burns her hubby up. He don't like me, but he's afraid of me so he won't say anything.

corbanzo · « **Reply #10 on:** March 06, 2006, 11:34:33 AM »

When you are sitting on the couch watching football, don't say "hey waitress, can I have another beer?" Makes the girl really mad... don't ask me how i know :-D

45454 · « **Reply #11 on:** March 18, 2006, 07:23:59 AM »

I call mine "dear".
Then I tell her, I'm gonna call the Fish and Game warden to tell him/her
that she was poaching out of season.
Told Rosie, that she went dear huntin. 2 legged dear huntin.
No tags :eek: ,no gun :shock: .
On the TV the other night, I told her "There's a deer,dear".
All I got was, "Whatever !".
Then told her she was my 2 legged dear.
On and on... :lol:

NYH1 · « **Reply #12 on:** March 18, 2006, 07:36:17 AM »

The warden................................when she's not around! :gulp:

No, I usually call her by her name or baby doll............she's the best!

BlkHawk73 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 18, 2006, 10:46:41 AM »

Usually just "honey". If I want to get her attention I 'llc all her "ma'am" She hates it.

Greysky · « **Reply #14 on:** March 18, 2006, 12:00:15 PM »

I frequently call my wife honey, munchkin, munchy, mighty munchkin, runt, and squirt. And sometimes I even call her by her first name when I can remember it.

winman · « **Reply #15 on:** March 19, 2006, 08:58:04 AM »

Poopsie, among other things.

CP, for Cutie Pie.

TG, for table grade (when I'm in that mood).

etc.

I can be creative.

wareagleguy · « **Reply #16 on:** March 21, 2006, 03:15:09 PM »

Attila