A man was deep in prayer.
The Lord found favor in this man and appeared before him, saying "I have found favor with you and will grant you one desire of your heart."
The man, in awe, thought and replied. Lord I thank you. I wish for a bridge from California to hawaii so that I may ride my bike over.
The Lord replied. That is a very doable thing but I must warn you that it will depleat the natural resources of several nations. Perhaps there is another desire you may wish to consider.
Thinking, the man replied. Lord I would want to be in oneness with my wife, to understand her. to understand her heart. To understand her needs and desires. To be at one with all that would satisfy her.
To which the Lord replied---
Well now, would that be a two lane or four lane bridge you request.
Blessings
