Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found
by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock
cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he
reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man
look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would
inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What
about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this
situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am
I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send
to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just
killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content
just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 911? Why is this
street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day
and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such
behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some
friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click...
(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! click. Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester
Silver Tips or Hollow Points? Son: Can I shoot the next one! Wife: You
ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
:-D
