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Offline Sourdough

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Poor Cayote
« on: July 14, 2006, 01:22:09 PM »
My wife is currently taking a medication that causes her to have hot flashes.  When they hit she is desperate for any way to cool down.  This morning she was letting the dogs out into the back woods.  It was 4AM and we live in the middle of a heavyly wooded area.  As she stood in the back door a hot flash struck.  She stepped out into the yard to try and cool down.  As she stood there enjoying the coolness of the morning air, a Cayote came running around the corner of the house.  The Cayote froze about 10 feet from the wife, They stood there looking at one another for a few seconds.  The wife said all she could think was Oh ____!  The  Cayote suddenly yellped and ran off back around the corner.  She came in screaming and telling me what had happened.  I laughed so hard I could not talk, all I could say was "Poor Cayote" as she beat me on the back with her little fist.   I may be sleeping with the Beagles tonight.  Yes, my wife beats me regulerly while I laugh at her.  She is all of 4'11" and 120 lbs, I'm 6'2"240lbs.  She is so qute when she is mad, I can't help laughing just to see her get madder.  All morning I kept saying "Poor Cayote" and she is finally beginning to laugh too.  Laughter, the second best thing to relive stress.
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