I remember the day that my wife yelled "The UPS guy is out front... he doesn't look happy..."
I ran out with a smile on my face to greet him.
He was holding a small, heavy wooden crate (about 100#).
He asked "where do you want it".
I pointed on the ground in front of him and said "right there would be fine"
He put it down (with great relief) and causally asked what the 4*#^ was in it (not an exact quote, but sounded somethin like that).
I said "cannon barrel"
He said "eigh?", like he had become hard of hearing all of a sudden.
I again said "cannon barrel".
He said "oh... ok" (I seem to order lots of wierd stuff that keeps him amused... but this went to the top of the list I think.)
And off he rode into the sunset, having delivered his first "cannon barrel".