Now I came across this Martin Archery show the other day. The guy was in shirt tails up a tree with a camera man. I do like to see bucks, even if they are in a pen! Well don't you know it after rattling some horns, like he's trying to pick up sushi with chopsticks, this Kansas Sept buck walks right up to the tree. Don't you know it the camera angle ain't right, so the hunter continues to talk us through the thought process of trophy buck hunting. I start laughing, remembering no spike I have shot would even stick around for such foolery. I mean now we're "tickling" antlers, and makin' like a Cape Cod kiddie petting goat farm grunting. Finally this "pro" gut shoots the buck and hyperventilates, while high fiving said camerman. Then in this heat, the decision is made to back out, and come back in the morning. I guess that is their way of aging venison... For in the morning the poor animal will taste like the smell of the lutefisk out on the porch at the Sons of Norway Hall in Valley City ND!!!
Yeah, as a NY guy who loves it here in NC, to me these goobers' schtick on hunting shows is better than Letterman and Seinfeld!!!