Stimpy,
You showed great restraint and intestinal fortitude by passing that rifle up. I feel you should be proud of yourself and you should give yourself a pat on the back. After you're through patting yourself on the back I feel you should bend over and allow us to kick you as it is both difficult and inefficient to do so yourself.
What were you thinking?!! I assume that you were over at the fairgrounds in Lima at the show. I get over there as much as work and Mom allows. I need to get the schedule and get over there at least one more time this year. Don't worry too much about that rifle... think of it this way, maybe the guy that ends up with it will also turn into one of us and then he can infect another, and another, and... well, you get the picture.
Wolfgang