The local Pittsburgh news stations have reported that a guy saw a cougar walking down an alley in Carrick. The guy was on camera and swears it was a Mt. lion walkin down the well populated city alley.
I figure it prolly was one that fell out of the game commissions Mt. Lion stock truck.
I was sittin in my chair the other night, workin on my 3rd crown 'n ginger when I saw that stock truck pull up about 200 yards away. So, I quickly grabbed by digital camera to get the evidence I needed to post right here on the web. Well, wouldn't you know, just when I was ready to snap the picture, Bigfoot stepped right in front of my camera and runined the whole photo. That egg-smellin creature made the focus all blurry 'n stuff. So bad that it just looked like a picture of a black fuzzy rug.
Of course, the stock truck let go at least 2 cats. I know 'cause my garbage was all torn up the next morning.
I think the Game Commission is gonna propose a secret stock truck stamp for $3 that you have to buy next year with your license. They won't tell you what it's for. That's why it's a secret.
Oh, here comes my wife with that 4th crown 'n 'ale.
Dave.