Well, we're in the process of reflooringa 20 x 22' room. My wife said it would make a good craft room for us. I figure what would go with the craft room theme better than a giant metal lathe! I'm sure I can find other uses for the 440 3 ph power I'd have to string in as well.
Hmmm....the 49 CFR regs on transport would pose a bit of an issue. However, if I went with Tracy and Mike's idea and put ~7500 lbs in the minivan and 7500 lbs on the little 4x8' utility trailer I should be able to circumvent those. The trailers rated at 1500 lbs, but I'm sure there's a safety factor built in, so 7500 lbs should be ok as long as I slow down around turns.
On the much more realistic side of things.....My wife's cousin who lives down near us has a cabinet shop and has expressed interest in owning a metal lathe on the order of 13 x 36 or so. I might be able to work a joint deal with him on something slightly larger like a 13 x 48 or so. I should forward him the above link for fun! Hah!
Way back when I started grad school I got to visit a DOD funded lab that was doing rail gun experimentation. They had a lathe that was used by Germany during WWII to make some of their huge cannons. It was about a 3' chuck face and at least 25' between centers. It had a chair and such mounted for one of the operators to sit on. I wish they would have allowed cameras in there...it was impressive!