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It’s Only a Matter of Time Now
« on: March 10, 2007, 07:02:21 PM »
Despite the combined efforts of the military and intelligence agencies our country and many others nations, we have been unable to locate Osama bin Laden.

However now that he has turned 50, he is in the sights of one of the worlds most capable, insidious, and persistent organizations ever created, the AARP.  No one over the age of 50 has ever evaded them, so it is only a matter of time before he receives an “important notice”.

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Re: It’s Only a Matter of Time Now
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2007, 11:27:19 PM »
Yea; I forgot about AARP. They can find you better than the Mormons. ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: It’s Only a Matter of Time Now
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2007, 12:22:48 AM »
Will they sell the address?
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Re: It’s Only a Matter of Time Now
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2007, 04:48:38 AM »
I don't care who finds bin Ladden, but I wonder who gets the reward--the one who discovers where he's hiding, or the one that bags the bastage.
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Re: It’s Only a Matter of Time Now
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2007, 03:40:54 AM »
Yeah, it would be real nice and probably pretty easy if everyone was on the same page.  Try to do the right thing about our borders and no matter what you do, you'll stir up a hornet's nest.  Go after Bin Hiden, where we know he is and no doubt Pakistan would go off.  And through it all the Dumbycrats would be biting at your heels and with the help of the lefty media you'd be painted as the bad guy.

All that said, I'd go ahead and do it and let the pieces fall where they may, but I ain't the President and I wouldn't have to deal with the consequences.

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Re: It’s Only a Matter of Time Now
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2007, 06:31:29 AM »
Native American trackers to hunt bin Laden

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    * March 12, 2007

WASHINGTON: An elite group of Native American trackers is joining the hunt for terrorists crossing Afghanistan's borders.
The unit, the Shadow Wolves, was recruited from several tribes, including the Navajo, Sioux, Lakota and Apache. It is being sent to Tajikistan and Uzbekistan to pass on ancestral sign-reading skills to local border units.

In recent years, members of the Shadow Wolves have mainly tracked smugglers along the US border with Mexico.

But the Taliban's resurgence in Afghanistan and the US military's failure to hunt down Osama bin Laden - still at large on his 50th birthday on Saturday - has prompted the Pentagon to requisition them.

US Defence Secretary Robert M.Gates said last month: "If I were Osama bin Laden, I'd keep looking over my shoulder."

The Pentagon has been alarmed at the ease with which Taliban and al-Qa'ida fighters have been slipping in and out of Afghanistan. Defence officials are convinced their movements can be curtailed by the Shadow Wolves.

The unit has earned international respect for its tracking skills in the Arizona desert. It was founded in the early 1970s to curb the flow of marijuana into the US from Mexico and has since tracked people-smugglers across hundreds of square kilometres of the Tohono O'odham tribal reservation, southwest of Tucson.

Harold Thompson, a Navajo Indian, and Gary Ortega, from the Tohono reservation, are experts at "cutting sign", the traditional Indian method of finding and following minute clues from a barren landscape. They can detect twigs snapped by passing humans or hair snagged on a branch and tell how long a sliver of food may have lain in the dirt.

Some military experts want the Shadow Wolves to help to track down bin Laden. Despite a $US25million bounty on his head and the use of billions of dollars worth of sophisticated equipment, US forces have so far failed to fulfil President George W. Bush's promise to capture bin Laden "dead or alive".
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