Ozone created by electric cars killing millions in the World's seventh largest country, Mexifornia. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens Northwestern U.S. crops and livestock
Baby conceived naturally, Scientists stumped.
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanastan, Syria, and Lebanon).
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
Castro dies at age 112. Cuban cigars could now be imported legally, except President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
Iran still closed off. Physicists estimate it will take ten more years for radiation to drop to acceptable levels.
Postal Service raises price of First Class stamp to &17.89, while reducing mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
George Z. Bush annouces intentions to run for President in 2036.
85 year, $75.8 billion study indicates diet and exercise are keys to weight loss.
Average weight of U.S. citizens drops to 257 pounds.
Japanese scientists have developed a camera with a shutter speed fast enough to get pictures of Liberals with their mouth shut.
Massachusetts executes last remaining consevative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their Civil Rights.
New Federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, Fly swatters, and rolled up news papers, be registered by 15 January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.
Florida voters having trouble operating voting machines.
