>>Subject: Atlanta Air Traffic Control
>>
>>
>>Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land eastbound
>>on runway 9R."
>>
>>Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
>>infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised.
>>
>>Atlanta ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on
>>runway 9R."
>>
>>Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's
>>runway 9R. - Allah is Great.
>>
>>Pause: Static..
>>
>>Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"
>>
>>Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
>>
>>Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING
>>IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS,
>>PLEASE.
>>< BR>Atlanta ATC: Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be
>>careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear?
