Drive-thru speaker: Can I help you?
Husband: Yeah. ... Can I get the love handles, double chin annnnd ... some blubber.
Speaker: Do you want the double blubber?
Husband: Sure.
Wife: And I'll have the same thing, but instead of the blubber, could I get some thunder thighs and a badonkadonk butt?
Speaker: Please drive around.
The radio version is similar but adds the restaurant employee asking (presumably offering the option to upsize her selection), "Do you want the badonkadonk butt, or the 'ba-DOHNK-a-DOHNK' butt?"
Wife: I’d rather have the thunder or cottage cheese thighs with that badonkadonk.
Now that there is good comedy. Way to go Subway!
