Oh well. I thought it might save someone the trouble of looking for a linstock or working one up. If it did work, you could change the firing instructions a little.
Add some lines, like--
"We are gathered together here today to witness the firing of Bubba's cannon."
Sing -- "Here comes the charge, all dressed in foil."
"Who gives this powder charge away in un-holey aluminum foil?"
"Do you have the lighter? Place the lighter on Bubba's hand."
"With this lighter, I thee fire!"
"You may now FIRE the cannon!"
I've thought about this too much, apparently.